" My Dirty Life in Comedy".
A comedy memoir that chronicles my crazy life in Hollywood. as a TV writer and comedian. Coming out on Audible November 2020. Produced by Lois Bromfield Andrea Krapf & Klankantetine Studios Frankfurt Germany.
"MY DIRTY LIFE IN COMEDY"
EXCERT FROM MY BOOK :
THE COMEDY BOOM!!
...I don’t know why my agent thought I was going to be the next Vanna White. He keep putting it up for game shows. I finally landed a TV pilot for a new game show. Starring this British actor, apparently well known in the UK. He had terrible breath and British teeth. He insisted on calling me darling and holding my hand during rehearsals. I hated him. Mitzi was so excited for me. She honestly, thought this was going to be my big break. So she bought me a very expensive outfit from one of these tacky Beverly Hills stores. I was so un comfortable, squeezed in this ugly silk dress and giant high heels that would make any drag queen envious. My hair was enormous my make was heavy and my lips were a lovely shade of whore red. The director told me just to introduce the contestants and laugh when the host says something funny, which he never did. I was hoping I was fall over and break my ankle before the taping so I could … GO HOME ! But somehow I managed to stomp onto the stage like a huge bull dyke introduce the guests then stomp off. After two hours of filming, my feet were on fire and my dress was slowly being sucked into my ass crack. I was sweating so much. Then to make things worse my mother was in the audience. She was visiting from Canada So I didn’t want her to see her daughter make a fool of herself. Well too late for that. At the end of the taping I had to stand with my co host and say goodnight. He had his arm around my waste so tight it made me fart. I started to laugh nervously and my nose exploded with snot, I wiped my face with the sleeve of my seven hundred dollar silk dress that Mitzi bought me The co- host made a comment about my dress being covered is “goo” then handed me his hankie. I waved to the camera then stumbled back stage and into the bathroom. The sleeve of my dress was covered in snot. I wanted to hang myself but silk doesn’t hold. Anyway, Mitzi thought I was going to be the next Lucille Ball, not sure how that was going to happen. Lucky for me the show never aired After this I had a new respect for Vanna White. A few days later I accidentally washed my seven hundred dress in hot water and it shrunk down to the size of a large shammy, perfect for washing your car. Mitzi wanted to kill me since her plan was to return it after the taping…
My second book coming end of 2021. " Beer for Breakfast" An American comedian stuck in Franconica" ( This book will be in German)
SIRUUS RADIO. INTERIEW 2018
SANDRA IS THE BEST
GEORGE CARLIN AS JESUS IN HIS SPECIAL APT 2C
I WAS BEYOND NERVOUS 1988
SORORITY GIRLS FROM HELL
A CULT CLASSIC 1985
Las Vegas RIVERIA 1983
MY CLASSY SWEATER THAT ALMOST KILLED MY NIPPLES
HOWIE MANDEL HOSTING A COMEDY SPECIAL AGAIN MY 80's HAIR
PAULY SHORE 2015
I WAS LEGAL GUARDIAN TO PAULY AND HIS BROTHER PETER FOR 2 YEARS WHEN THEY WERE IN HIGH SCHOOL BEVERLY HILLS